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Joke of the Day

"How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb? Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of."

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"Golf Joke: Drag Charlie - YouTube Latest Golf Joke from www.TightLies.tv"

"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"Did you hear about the Indian guy who opened up a grocery store? He called I New Deli."

"Went to the doctors yesterday and was told I have to stop masturbating, Apparently it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room"

"If a white-washed Asian is a banana.. Then a black-washed Asian is an Eminem."

"What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? Sorry, my fault."

"Why did all the girls fall in love with the leafy green-blood-sucking-parasite that was full of vitamins? Because he was romaine-tick."