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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
Next Joke
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"
"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"
"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."
"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"