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Joke of the Day

"""He's not sleeping with you cause you're fat and ugly, so lose some weight and do your make up like this."" - Women's magazines, summarized."

"Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"Seems like /r/jokes likes puns about penises... Hey, I won't dick-scriminate."

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest."

"Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old."

"Why do they refer to network ports as female? Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."