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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."

"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."

"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"

"I'd be surprised if no one had ever tried to get pity sex using their Web MD results. ""But, baby, I'm dying..."""

"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"

"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"

"A brief guide to small talk: Read someone's t-shirt out loud to them. Ask what it means. Casually flick their nipple. Ask where they got it."

"An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration."

"A doe came running out of the forest: ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"