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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
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"Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!"
"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."
"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."
"[mailman delivering package to hospital] DOCTOR: ah, just what the doctor ordered MAILMAN: please stop saying that"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because Trump won."
"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"
"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""
"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"