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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."

"Why did Yoda never get married? Because when he was standing by alter, and asked ""If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife?"" His response was ""Do I?"""

"When I'm with you, I'm breathless. My pulse quickens and I can feel my entire body getting hot. Also, you're a treadmill and I'm asthmatic."

"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"How can you spot the blind guy on a nude beach? It's not hard."

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"

"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."