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Joke of the Day
"I am so old I need a selfie stick to read my own phone."
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"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."
"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"
"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"
"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"
"The only thing sadder than doing nothing with our lives, is spending our time watching others do the same. #RealityTV"
"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."
"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"
"Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll my kids in bartending school."
"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."