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Joke of the Day
"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry."
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"How'd the hillbilly Stump the Trump? He Berned it."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Sure, you can stay, but don't start anything!"""
"What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth? Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)"
"What do anal sex and bungee jumping have in common? If the rubber breaks, you're in the shit."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in the mud. You wanna hear a clean joke? Jimmy had a bath with bubbles. You wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."
"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."