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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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"I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time."
"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"What's a bridges favourite genre of film? Suspense tion"
"Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk."
"Bong hits bring all the cheetos to my jaw, and it's like, nom nom nom nom."
"Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations? Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)"