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Joke of the Day
"Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk."
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"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"Got EM DEEZ NUTZ"
"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."
"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying, ""No hard feelings"""
"What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people? 1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired"