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Joke of the Day

"Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me."

"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."

"What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry. What do they learn about? ISISciles triangles."

"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""

"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."

"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."