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Joke of the Day

"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"

"A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure."

"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."

"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."

"What's a horse's favorite dance The Neigh Neigh"

"Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am."

"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"

"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."

"Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: ""Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."""

"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"