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Joke of the Day
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
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"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"
"I don't care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it."
"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."
"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"
"How does Big Boss store his photos? On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :\"
"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."
"""Son, do you know why we named you Easter Bunny?"" *sigh* ""Because you don't b-"" ""BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU"""
"Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween."
"Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one? B: You can have both A: Three"