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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."
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"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"A priest is walking a crowd through a tour of an old church. He walks them through the priests changing quarters, turns to the crowd and says ""And this is where we separate the men from the boys!"""
"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."
"ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married."
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to tell me. I guess that's why he lost his job in disaster relief."
"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."