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Joke of the Day

"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."

"SOBER is actually an acronym that stands for: Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."

"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."

"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"Why is santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. Why am I so jolly? I stole his list."

"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."

"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"

"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."