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Joke of the Day

"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."

"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Wild horses could easily drag me away. Probably a good sized dog or motivated cat could do the trick. A big bunch of gerbils, maybe."

"Mitt Romney ."

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."

"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"

"What's the difference between your mom and the subway? Homeless guys have to pay $2.50 to jerk off on the subway."