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Joke of the Day

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."

"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"

"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"

"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"I just emailed ""This is a robbery!"" to my online bank. Will they just put the $$ in my account or do I have to wait for an email back?"

"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."

"I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them"