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Joke of the Day

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."

"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"

"How the hell is the director of the CIA unable to hide an affair?"

"What do Donald Trump's Toupee and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole!"

"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"

"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"

"A granny comes to see a doctor - and the doctor is a granny too."

"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"

"Careers Advisor to American student: ""What do you want to be when you leave college?"" Student: ""Alive""."

"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"