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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"My friend told me ""the first stage is grief"" ""Isn't it denial?"" I replied. ""No, not for me"""
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common? they're both Paris shooters"
"I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting."
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"Just got out of heart surgery with a surgeon who had tremors. I'm quite shaken up about it. Sorry if this is a repost."
"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"
"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."