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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say 7 days of honeymoon make one whole week."
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"the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him."
"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"
"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"
"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."
"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"
"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
"What is the best city to stream a movie? Buffa lo"