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Joke of the Day

"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."

"What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin"

"My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster ""just for a second"" whenever he drives."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"

"I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"

"What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb? Made in Va-China."

"The West Coast is so last year"