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Joke of the Day
"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"
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"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"
"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."
"Q: What kind of snake is good at building things? A: A boa constructor."
"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""
"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."
"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"
"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."
"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."
"The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in."