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Joke of the Day

"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."

"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."

"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"

"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."

"LE NEW JOKE??? AWWW YEHP"

"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."

"Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to"

"Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, ""I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn Left."

"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"