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Joke of the Day
"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."
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"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."
"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"
"King Midas doesn't like baths He likes golden showers."
"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison."
"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"
"Me: Goodnight Moon *Moon favs but doesn't reply*"
"What's the most annoying thing someone can say? Nevermind."
"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"I saw a slim white guy in a dark alley that was so shady but funny... ..so funny and shady in fact, that if you saw him in a room full of ready to laugh people sitting down, he'd stand up."