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Joke of the Day
"King Midas doesn't like baths He likes golden showers."
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"How to know you're a Redneck When you look at your sister and think ""I'd bang her""."
"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."
"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
"A beaver was praying to God, and said... Oh goddammit"
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"What should be Serena William's nickname? Tennis-ee Williams"
"My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. Now I can't see sh!t."