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Joke of the Day

"It takes a keen ear to pick out a girl's ""I haven't finished but I know you're about to, so I'll try to be supportive"" moan."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."

"When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little one."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."

"How does Snoop Dogg get revenge? Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies."

"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"

"How to make money on youtube? Step 1. Submit a false claim Step 2. Collect that money Step 3. ???? Step 4. Massive profit for doing nothing"

"*sees oven left on ""What moron left the oven on!?"" *tries repeatedly to turn it off ""WTF!? Stupid oven!"" *realizes 425 is the time"

"People often ask me why I'm single and how surprised they are Then after speaking to me for 15 mins they say they can understand why I am"