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Joke of the Day

"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."

"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !"

"What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? White vans"

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."

"Me: Please wait to eat your Craisins until we're in the car *5 secs later Me: What're you eating? 5yo: *Mouthful of Craisins* ......Nothing"

"A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar... The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation."

"What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range"