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Joke of the Day

"Funny how when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a stud... But when a girl sleeps with a bunch of studs, she's doing horse porn."

"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."

"I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P"

"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Closeau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"

"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."

"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""

"BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car. Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable."