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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler's master race? Hungaryan."
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"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."
"I like my women how I like my microwaves Cold on the inside and killing every baby you put into them."
"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"
"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones."
"If i could have dinner with anyone alive or dead i would probably just cancel on them at the last minute"
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"What is the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? a canoe tips."