113937
Joke of the Day
"Just got some new ecstasy pills from Moscow.. I'm absolutely Russian my tits off!"
Next Joke
"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"
"It's so cold outside I saw a politican with his hands in his own pockets."
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."
"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""
"Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption ""Summer is finally here!"" or we wouldn't have known it's summer."
"Did you hear about the Pharaoh getting kicked out of the Grammy's? I guess that's what happens when you toot on Common."