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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets."

"Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner? A: Behind the plate."

"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"

"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."

"How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason."

"My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."

"Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide? It would be a land of mass-murder"

"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"