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"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."
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"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"
"Why did the Tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
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"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."
"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."
"I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible."
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