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Joke of the Day
"I like my wings like I like my Caitlyn Jenners. Boneless."
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"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""
"What is the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a Headcrab? Nothing."
"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"
"I've been known to give sage advice from time-to-time. Though I do get funny looks for talking to herbs."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked"
"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."
"actually these are my therapy bees i'm allowed to take them on the bus with me"
"Blonde joke of the day Q: What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster? A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwill"