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Joke of the Day
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said ""Thank you"" I said ""Don't mention it"""
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"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"
"The boss said I need to be more of a team player, so I rounded up all my coworkers & we kicked his ass."
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!"
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."