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Joke of the Day
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said ""Thank you"" I said ""Don't mention it"""
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"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."
"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"
"Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year."
"What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis? Smelling salts."
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird"
"I dissected a cow's eye in grade school. It was an eye-opening experience."
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""
"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."
"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."