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Joke of the Day
"Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."
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"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
"An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see..."""
"Living in Switzerland sucks but the flag is a big plus."
"When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!"
"BowHead Whales! The problem with Bowhead whales is how narcissistic they are. They just won't stop thinking that they are Right!"
"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."
"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."
"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."