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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, ""I think I'm addicted to Twitter."" He replied, ""I don't follow you."""

"Why wasn't the vampire killed? The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."

"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."

"I just got a tattoo of Ben Franklin on my dick Because my girlfriend knows how to blow a hundred bucks. (for our non-American friends, Ben Franklin's face is on the US $100 bill)"

"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"

"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."

"I got this joke about ocular herpes... But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone."

"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"