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Joke of the Day
"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"
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"Decadent: Posessing only ten teeth."
"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"
"Where is the biggest jews concentration? In the air."
"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"
"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."
"I bought a dog from a blacksmith today As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door!"
"My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies"
"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks... Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."