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Joke of the Day
"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"
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"Teacher: You seem very well read have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm I've got red hair !"
"Bill Gates went into an Apple store... Farted, and stank up the whole place. But it's their fault for not having Windows."
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
"Voyager 1 left the solar system 1 year ago and still gets a better signal than an iPhone in my apartment."
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."
"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul."
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them."