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Joke of the Day

"I'll always be here for you.... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"

"If you jump through the hole in a hipster's earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full"

"Did you hear about that new lesbian reversal medicine? It's called Trycoxagin."

"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."

"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"

"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."

"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."