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Joke of the Day
"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"
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"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"
"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."
"Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!"
"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"
"I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth... ...my basement door doesn't lock properly"
"Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out? Wife: Santa isn't real Me: Don't lie to save my feelings"
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"