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Joke of the Day
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
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"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"When I said I respect our boys in blue I meant the blue man group"
"This girl wanted me to take her somewhere nice to eat so I said, ""How about sonic?"" She said, ""That's not somewhere nice"" I said, ""It is if you go in a nice car."""
"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"
"I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"
"No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this"
"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."