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Joke of the Day

"Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing."

"I would vote for Trump if I could because I've never seen a president get assassinated"

"I got a book for Hanukkah today It was the diary of Anne Frank"

"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"

"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."

"Don't worry, everyone else is as confused as you, I swear."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."