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Joke of the Day

"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"

"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"

"I like how the dude in the next self-checkout lane is trying to disarm me with small talk like we don't both know this is a goddamn race"

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85 That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship EDIT: Didn't excpect to get this many upvotes. Thanks!"

"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""

"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."

"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."

"First woman on the moon W: Houston, we have a problem H: What is it? W: Nevermind its nothing H: What is the problem? W: Nothing... H: Tell us what the problem is! W: NO!"

"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"