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Joke of the Day

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."

"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"

"If your idea of a nightcap is passing out drunk on the toilet with a fifth in your hand, we could probably hang out."

"After wandering for 10 years in the Desert, a man finally stumbles upon a remote brothel. This was his return to syphilisation."

"What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits."

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."