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Joke of the Day

"Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal? Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)"

"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."

"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""

"Yes, autocorrect, I live you too."

"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."

"I like to point at pregnant women's bellies and ask ""makin a baby, huh?"". Then point to mine and say ""got some poop brewin over here""."

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""

"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."

"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."