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Joke of the Day

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."

"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"

"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."

"""I'm sure if I show my gf my Twitter, she'll understand it's just for fun."" Said a bunch of now single guys."

"I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence."

"I always thought I had a massive cock. Turned out to be an ostrich"

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."

"That chick really knocked my socks off. And I had just finished folding and stacking them, too. Bitch."

"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"

"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"