138730
Joke of the Day
"What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet? Noble rocks"
Next Joke
"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."
"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."
"Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream ...but at least my asshole smells minty fresh"
"Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!"
"How do you disappoint a redditor?"
"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"
"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"Why can't ovaries sail a boat? Because they are not sea-men."
"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."