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Joke of the Day
"What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet? Noble rocks"
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"How do you hit 20 flies in one shot? Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan."
"Why'd the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"
"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"
"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"A man using Apple maps walks into a bar... Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?"
"A bear walks into a bar. He says, ""I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic."" The bartender says, ""Sure, but what about the big pause?"" The bear says, ""I was born with them."""
"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies"