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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gagging/Choking sound*"
"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."
"How does a designer's laugh sound like? Hue Hue Hue Hue"
"Wife: We're going to Jessie's BBQ today. Me: She's the one with the big--- Wife: They're fake! Me: So? -liveTweeting from the DogHouse"
"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."
"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"
"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
"My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started."