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Joke of the Day

"The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him"

"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."

"two kinds of people There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"They take away old people's drivers licenses, but old people wreak much more death & destruction with their email forwards."

"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

"How does trump like his eggs? Whites only"

"Reese Witherspoon was arrested Friday night. If some rag doesn't use ""REESE IS FALLING TO PIECES"" as a headline then this world is bullshit."

"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted."