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Joke of the Day
"The only way I'd see Taken 3 is if Liam Neeson gets kidnapped and his daughter has to rescue him"
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"Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because he had no arms or legs. Why? Because he is a potato."
"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."
"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."
"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"
"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."
"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"
"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"
"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."