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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"
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"There was an infantry man that rode horses for over 50 years. What was his name? Major Bumsore"
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Describe yourself in 2 words."" Me: ""Atinubs. Econsibu."" Interviewer: ""You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."""
"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"
"When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway."
"Women always call me ugly,until they find out how much money I make Then,they call me ugly and poor"
"Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again."