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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"

"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"

"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."

"You know you're ugly when.... it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera. (add your own)"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"

"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"

"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."