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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."

"I went to a sandwich shop, but they screwed up my order Oh wait, I've got the wrong sub."

"What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !"

"My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her."

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"

"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"

"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."