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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"I'm Google AMA"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"If I was a quotation mark, I'd be a single quotation mark."

"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"""Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"" Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then."