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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !"

"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."

"Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."

"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"

"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."

"I finally learned to masturbate without hands! Now I use only one."

"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."