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Joke of the Day
"The guy who invented paper died last week That's tearable!"
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"My new bucket really does its job well. My old one pails in comparison."
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."
"This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke"
"Wife: I think we need a break. *Titanic crashes into iceberg* Husband: THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Wife: Yes."
"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."